Everyday the Big Brother house is like a box of chocolates….. you never know what you’re going to get! People in this house are all over the damn place, you don’t know what is going to happen, suddenly it goes from calm to a cat 5 hurricane over a pair of pants.
Where to start? Probably with Da’vonne, who is trying to get James evicted by planting seeds in hamsters heads and playing Audrey’s game from last year, lying up a storm and making things messy for herself. Day decided it was a great idea to tell Tiffany that James didn’t trust her and wants Tiffany on the block ASAP….
Tiff didn’t take this news well, walked off and found herself the hammock….. She eventually confronted James asking him if they were OK with each other, sadly Tiff never came right out and said do you trust me, it was more of a dance around the whole thing, but they appeared good after the chat.
While the chat was going on Day was nattering to Nicole about Tiffany being untrustworthy and how they had to keep a grip on her because the girl was a loose cannon, couldn’t deal with stress and that she will take any piece of information and flip out…. The reason she was stressed was because Day lied to her……
Anyway that blew over and then we were onto Jozea looking for votes and needing to be calmed down, he sulked and moaned on the beach sofa in the yard, holding court with his “people” talking about how comfortable Paulie was and he knew he had the votes but he needed to be sure……. Lots of eye rolls from the Messiah then Frank arrived to give him a pep talk…..
Obama Jr announced that he was concerned about finding the right agent, you know because he is like Frankie, in the limelight prior to coming into the house and this was a springboard for him…. Frank told to him that there was no fame from Big Brother and only about 1% of the entire population even know what the show is, and the only person who made any money out of the show was Jeff who they did the interviews with…. Jozea almost cried…..
Michelle continued with her cattiness tour and now wants everyone in 8 pack to tell Obama Jr that they can’t wait for 4th July, because he will be so much fun to be around. I totally want a blindside but there is taking it too far and this is what Michelle is doing. She wants to cause as much pain and embarrassment to OJ as possible…… It’s not even funny that she wants the entire 8 pack not only to lie (which they are doing) but to stab him and mock him the entire time. This isn’t game it’s her being a bitch. This twit is also going around the house telling people that the DR is giving her information on other HGs…… No clue why she is lying about this, it makes her look even more stupid…. I can’t stand her and look forward to her demise.
Once Jozea had managed to pretend that Frank was full of shit, regarding no fame, he mustered up the strength to talk game with Da’vonne….. He thinks if they all just stick together and get rid of the others everything will be fantastic, and when they get to final 6 or so they will draw straws or skittles to see who is nominated….. Or do it the democratic way and just volunteer for the nomination, you know nice and pretty…. Day sat there nodding and saying yes….. It was just sad to see Obama having little to no clue about this game, he also said that nobody should lie there is no need for such negativity and nastiness…
Later in the evening, booze was delivered and the 8 pack got a bit tipsy, giggling laughing and trying their best to rap… It was kind of a hot mess, but they had fun…. then they started toasting themselves and it suddenly got a bit yucky…. They were all a bit full of themselves with James and Michelle leading the pack of braggers…. But the wine will wear off and hopefully they will be less contrite about the other house-guests and give up trying to be next big thing in Rap….
After the wine bottles were empty Nicole and Frank snuck off to the storage room where they danced around the whole, should we make and alliance, you wanna go with me to prom…. I mean final 2…… Within a few minutes of do you want to go with me? They shook hands and decided that they would protect each other to the end and will be sitting on Finale night together…. sadly I think they will be sitting in the Jury chairs together but that’s a whole other story!
Now onto Pant-gate…. Victor had the nerve to tell Natalie that her pants were dragging on the floor…. she flipped out ran off and held court with her girls…. and James….. venting about her pants and how rude Victor was. Eventually Victor got a minute alone with Natalie, he apologized and said he was just looking out for her, she said it was OK, they parted company and went their separate ways…..
Natalie headed back to the British room and as Paul tried to come into the room he was told they were having “girl talk” he noticed James in there and then he flipped the fuck out over the fact that it was a meeting of some sort and he was sick of this damn girl talk…… Bronte got up and said she would take care of him….. Then Bronte made up a whole big lie!
Once she got Paul outside with Victor and Jozea she decided to announce that James was in the back room telling the girls that Victor had asked Nicole out on a date and Natalie was really upset….. Victor was confused because he had just smoothed the water over with Natalie less than 5 minutes ago and things were good…. Bronte immediately jumped in saying “Well they are not good now!!!” He was close to throwing his pool cue down and she was like “No!!!!! Just leave it alone”
As the conversation proceeded Bronte was getting snippy, when the boys said they would protect her she snapped “I don’t need your fucking protection, I need you to shut your fucking mouth” This chick is nuts, seriously she started all this drama with Victor, Jozea and Paul and she had the nerve to keep it going by being snotty and dropping F bombs every few mins….. I think she did this to stir up the boys to hate James and they will take out James for her, but there are way easier ways of doing this, she is a dimwit!
Anyway that was “all” that happened in the house yesterday….. Not much, right? Today they are on lock down because BB are building the HOH competition for tomorrow…. Should be interesting all the hamsters locked in a little house with lots of drama and no fresh air…. Until tomorrow hugs Glams xo